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customer service can i help you?
no no i'm sorry we dont have any more will power.
yes sir i'm positively sure that we dont have any.
no also do not have pride either.
yes the shipment should arrive in 3 days.
ok sir call back then ok. bye.

customer service can i help you?
no ma'am we dont have self respect anymore.
we ran out of that months ago.
no sorry to hear about your prom coming up.
yes i know every girl needs self respect for prom.
yes its a must have item but our stocks of it are gone.
well sorry to hear your ex boyfriend is going to be there.
have a good day bye.

customer service can i help you?
no i'm sorry you cant exchange items.
sooory sir we cannot exchange that for that.
no well it'll stop soon.
in about 7 days.
what do you do about the blood?
well i suggest a new type of ..
you know what sir you dont have to take that type of tone with me.
well have a good too.

customer service can i help you?
wow thats a huge order.
twelve pairs of big boobs?
and uh-huh. ok. uh-huh.
ok lets see if i got this right.
twelve pairs of big boobs? smaller waist size and sex appeal?
ok your order will arrive in 5 months.
bye.


customer service can i help...ok sir calm down
you want a reason to live? well sorry but were fresh out of those!
well were sorry to hear about your girlfriend leaving you.
no i will not do that.
goodbye!


customer service can i help you?
no we do not have the solution to bad relationships anymore.
no really not anymore.
no ma'am seriously like were all out of that.
ok  sorry to hear it bye!

customer service can i help..
no i dont see the point of us anymore but obivously you do cause your still calling!
no its pointless to ask for something you already have but it seems to me like your just too stupid to realize it!
umm no its not needed to have big boobs but its still a hot spot!
you know what i quit this saddening.
good bye
if only it was as simple as that..
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007Balel's avatar
Quite an original idea!!
I like it....
4th and 5th stanza were my fav.
I agree.. too bad life isn't as simple as this...
Great work :)